Anonymous asked:
What is your favorite activity to do in your spare time?
I like to disassemble clothespins to various degrees and then pretend that someone is bringing them to me to fix because I’ve been doing it for a really long time and have a great success record. World renowned in fact.
“Is there anything you can do?” they ask, handing over the mangled parts.
Sometimes I laugh because the clothespin is very fixable and I assure them that it will be good as new.
Other times, I squint my eyes and with a pained expression, I say, “I’m not gonna lie. This one’s in pretty bad shape.”
Then I fix the clothespin anyways and pretend that I’m giving it back to the person, who promises to do anything for me.
“Anything?”
“Anything.”
“Fucking shoot me,” I whisper.
