Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Anonymous asked: Tom, you were away for quite a while. What were you up to?

I was finishing up a screenplay called, “Mannecop.”  It’s about a loose cannon cop who gets halfway coated in plastic during a failed sting operation.  He gets fired because he’s an idiot, but then the Commissioner lets him work as a rogue officer because the Commissioner is also an idiot.  It’s early, but we’ll probably have a cast made up entirely of professional athletes.  

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