4TH OF JULY REPORT! BEEP BEEP!
Eric wanted to watch the firecrackers, but he can only see in black and white so we just opened the cooler and let him lick whatever was in there. My stepdad made him wear a bow-tie because we were having people over, which was stupid because if your plan is to not shower and then sit in the yard licking your nuts, a bow-tie just doesn’t do much to class it up. I had to stay in the basement because I lit a sparkler in my stepdad’s Lexus earlier in the day, but I really think I learned a lot.
