Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Anonymous asked: How was your Thanksgiving, Tom?

It was pretty good.  I thought I saw a dog who I know named, “Robert.” I waved at him from across the street and yelled at him, “Hey, Robert!  Hey!” but the girl who was with the dog said his name was “Baxter.”  I got up close to the dog and looked at his face for about a minute and realized that it wasn’t Robert.

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