Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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When I first saw the spider crawling across my ceiling, I got pretty freaked out.  But then I remembered that the spider was probably more scared of me than I was of him - especially when I thought about how often I would masturbate in that room how weird it could sometimes get.

When I first saw the spider crawling across my ceiling, I got pretty freaked out.  But then I remembered that the spider was probably more scared of me than I was of him - especially when I thought about how often I would masturbate in that room how weird it could sometimes get.

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    It’s funny b/c it’s true.
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