Tom Oatmeal

Thanks!  Personally, I like any sitcom joke regarding a husband who is reluctant to make love to his wife.  I just laugh and laugh because it’s sooooooo true!  My wife Diane and I have been married for so long that the only way I can even get an erection is if she pretends to be an auto mechanic and tells me that while my car still needs new brake pads, she won’t charge me anything for the installation. 

Then we roll around and have something that I hope to god looks like sex and it isn’t until later when I’m putting on deodorant that I realize I actually made love to one of the folds of skin hanging from my abdomen.  “Am I gay for myself?” I wonder.