Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Thanks to our company, it is possible for a man in New York City to show a graph to a group of businessmen in Tokyo just by pressing a button.  If the man sounds muffled, he can press another button and a technician will come on the line and ask the man to try standing closer to the speaker.  If the businessmen in Tokyo think that standing closer to the speaker is actually making the interference worse, then they can just express that to the technician because he can hear them pretty well even though there is a faint clicking sound.  The technician finally decides to go ahead and reset the system, which might take a while so for now let’s just email the graph to the guys in Tokyo.  How does that sound?

About Our Company

Thanks to our company, it is possible for a man in New York City to show a graph to a group of businessmen in Tokyo just by pressing a button.  If the man sounds muffled, he can press another button and a technician will come on the line and ask the man to try standing closer to the speaker.  If the businessmen in Tokyo think that standing closer to the speaker is actually making the interference worse, then they can just express that to the technician because he can hear them pretty well even though there is a faint clicking sound.  The technician finally decides to go ahead and reset the system, which might take a while so for now let’s just email the graph to the guys in Tokyo.  How does that sound?

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