Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“So is it called the never-ending pasta bowl because the helpings are endless or because the bowl itself is incredibly durable?” I asked. The waiter started to tell me that it had to do with the portions, but stopped mid-sentence when he realized that I was pretending to commit suicide.

“So is it called the never-ending pasta bowl because the helpings are endless or because the bowl itself is incredibly durable?” I asked.

The waiter started to tell me that it had to do with the portions, but stopped mid-sentence when he realized that I was pretending to commit suicide.

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    a walking non-sequiteur.