As we sat in the bunker awaiting our orders, the other guys and I started comparing the robot war we were in to other wars.
“Vietnam would’ve been terrible,” said one of the soldiers.
“Yeahhhh…” we said, collectively agreeing.
Then another soldier chimed in. “Yeah, but at least when it rained on the Vietnamese, they didn’t malfunction and go into “rape mode” like the robots we’re fighting.”
“Oh yeah, that’s right,” we began saying to one another, pretending to have forgotten how fucking seriously worried we all were about that.
