Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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About Our Company

Our company is about one engineer walking up to another engineer with a car made out of wet clay and the second engineer shaves some of the clay off of the car and hands it back to the first engineer and both engineers smile.  Then, the first engineer uses the excess clay to make a little stick man that you can mash into the side of the car to make it look like he is driving.  When he sees this, the second engineer frowns because he takes everything too seriously.  Sometimes, the first engineer daydreams about killing the second engineer in a way that is so thorough and vivid that he loses track of time.   

About Our Company

Our company is about one engineer walking up to another engineer with a car made out of wet clay and the second engineer shaves some of the clay off of the car and hands it back to the first engineer and both engineers smile.  Then, the first engineer uses the excess clay to make a little stick man that you can mash into the side of the car to make it look like he is driving.  When he sees this, the second engineer frowns because he takes everything too seriously.  Sometimes, the first engineer daydreams about killing the second engineer in a way that is so thorough and vivid that he loses track of time.   

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    this story. what.
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    I …this is so poignant it makes me want to cry
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    my head, Tom Oatmeal!