bananaramapajamallama:allcreatures:vela:deezle:
oh my god. this little seal looks so CONTENT. like, he’s at PEACE. and he knows the secret to attaining that peace! i have never wanted to be a marine mammal so bad in all my life! look at his buddha belly! fuckin precious shit right there.
Seals are terrible entertainers - kind of like Elvis during his later years, fat and unprepared. Also, the woman who is there to guard them won’t let you throw a granola bar at them even though they would probably really like the taste. (fudge-dipped kind). For my money, it’s puffins.
