(Phone Rings)
C & C Music Factory: Hello?
Film Company Executive: Yes. Hi. I was wondering if we could use “Everybody Dance Now” in our latest children’s animation film.
C & C Music Factory: What’s the movie about?
Film Company Executive: Umm…It’s about a bunch of talking animals that escape from somewhere I think. Or maybe they don’t…I don’t know. Honestly, I haven’t even read the script. I just know we just need something safe that sounds upbeat and makes old white people think they are enjoying hip hop music.
C & C Music Factory: Oh okay, gotcha.
Film Company Executive: Great! Also, do you have Tag Team’s numer? I’d LOVE to use “Whoomp! (There it is)” for this pointless dance sequence we’re using to bridge two scenes riddled with flat, unwatchable jokes based on outdated cultural references.
C & C Music Factory: I don’t know it, sorry. Hey, did you get a chance to listen to that new stuff we put together?
Film Company Executive: What!? I’m sorry, you’re cutting out! What?
C & C Music Factory: I said we…
Film Company Executive: What? I think it’s cutting out! Bye!
(Line Goes Dead)
