In less than a week
I’ve been to three different graduation parties surrounded by young men, drank on a mutha fuckin’ boat! (as did Grrr), was in the middle of a lightning storm to beat all lightning storms, was in a lodge in the middle of nowhere, shot skeet off the back porch, held an elephant’s tail in my hand, humped an elk’s leg (didn’t remember that one), humped a bear (totally remembered that one), and made my way to two different states. How was your week?
My week was pretty good too. I thought I found a dinosaur on Saturday, but it was just the bones of some old murder victim. Then on Sunday, we got to order pizza.