Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Books on Tape: Fabulous Hairstyles
Narrator: Page thirty-five.  There is another picture of a hairstyle and oh wow.  This hairstyle is crazy!  It’s kind of long and uhhh…it’s not really curly.  I guess wavy?  Yeah, wavy I’d say.  (sighs) Look, I’m not doing a very good job of describing this.  To be honest, you should probably just buy this book so you can see the pictures because man, some of them are insane.  I laughed out loud at a couple of them.  I’ll bet you’re driving right now aren’t you?  Honk the horn if you’re driving.
(Tom Oatmeal honks the horn)

Books on Tape: Fabulous Hairstyles

Narrator: Page thirty-five.  There is another picture of a hairstyle and oh wow.  This hairstyle is crazy!  It’s kind of long and uhhh…it’s not really curly.  I guess wavy?  Yeah, wavy I’d say.  (sighs) Look, I’m not doing a very good job of describing this.  To be honest, you should probably just buy this book so you can see the pictures because man, some of them are insane.  I laughed out loud at a couple of them.  I’ll bet you’re driving right now aren’t you?  Honk the horn if you’re driving.

(Tom Oatmeal honks the horn)

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