Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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A SCENE FROM MY NEW MOVIE!
There is this action-packed scene where these guys are driving next to each other on motorcycles and then this piece of particle board falls out of the sky and flattens them both.  Then this guy holding a steering wheel falls out of the sky and lands on the board.  This part of the movie is hilarious because the guy tries to steer it like a car even though the wheel isn’t attached to anything.  Plus, most people in the theater drive cars so they will appreciate how a flat board on a couple of motorcycles is kind of similar to a car.  If you want tickets to this movie, just let me know in an email.

A SCENE FROM MY NEW MOVIE!

There is this action-packed scene where these guys are driving next to each other on motorcycles and then this piece of particle board falls out of the sky and flattens them both.  Then this guy holding a steering wheel falls out of the sky and lands on the board.  This part of the movie is hilarious because the guy tries to steer it like a car even though the wheel isn’t attached to anything.  Plus, most people in the theater drive cars so they will appreciate how a flat board on a couple of motorcycles is kind of similar to a car.  If you want tickets to this movie, just let me know in an email.

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    ‘Particle board’...right now for some reason. Or no reason. Either way, like I said,...
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