Anonymous asked:
what's the craziest thing you've ever heard?
Starbucks has to be polite to every customer. This guy came in and started ordering this really complicated whipped cream coffee drink and he was talking faster and faster until his head popped off. He was a robot! His head landed on the counter and his chattering teeth made the whole counter vibrate, which caused the head to scoot around in no particular direction. People were screaming for a while, but then later, some of the patrons noticed that the robot was outside lying in the grass. His body was asleep, but his head was flipping out and licking at a bowl that Starbuck’s employees had filled with the whipped cream coffee drink. Also, one patron noticed that somehow the robot had managed to purchase the “Jazz Favorites” CD.
