Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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The reporter continued, “And though he was wearing a red shirt, the suspect was nude from the waist down as he stalked around the park, demanding that terrified onlookers ‘give him the honey.’” “Wow.  Sounds like a real pervert,” thought Pooh, until a picture of the suspect appeared on the screen.

The reporter continued, “And though he was wearing a red shirt, the suspect was nude from the waist down as he stalked around the park, demanding that terrified onlookers ‘give him the honey.’”

“Wow.  Sounds like a real pervert,” thought Pooh, until a picture of the suspect appeared on the screen.

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    I LOVE YOU TOM!* *yelled in my best Will Ferrell voice
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