Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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My Dog Eric is Sick!

When I woke up today, my grandma said that Eric had crapped in the living room.  Then we were in the family room and I saw that Eric had crapped in there too.  My grandma said that Eric only did that because he is sick, which I don’t really understand.  Everyone gets sick sometimes, but I think there is a more mature way to express it.  The next time I have a sore throat, I am going to crap in the car to prove my point that Eric has it pretty easy around here. 

My Dog Eric is Sick!

When I woke up today, my grandma said that Eric had crapped in the living room.  Then we were in the family room and I saw that Eric had crapped in there too.  My grandma said that Eric only did that because he is sick, which I don’t really understand.  Everyone gets sick sometimes, but I think there is a more mature way to express it.  The next time I have a sore throat, I am going to crap in the car to prove my point that Eric has it pretty easy around here. 

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