
My Dog Eric is Sick!
When I woke up today, my grandma said that Eric had crapped in the living room. Then we were in the family room and I saw that Eric had crapped in there too. My grandma said that Eric only did that because he is sick, which I don’t really understand. Everyone gets sick sometimes, but I think there is a more mature way to express it. The next time I have a sore throat, I am going to crap in the car to prove my point that Eric has it pretty easy around here.