Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Toll Booth Banter!

Tom Oatmeal:
Two for the toll booth please! My dog Eric and I would like to keep driving on this road.
Toll Operator:
Throw the money in the bin. It's the same every time.
Tom Oatmeal:
Sorry.
Toll Operator:
No, you're not. You do this every day and I tell you the same thing every day. I seriously hate you.
(Before he can finish his sentence, Tom pretends to pass out, his head making the horn honk as he drives slowly forward.)
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