Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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jamescoates asked: thanks for following me Tom, Hopefully one day our paths will cross in a Starbucks somewhere with me ordering a skinny decaf and you wielding a gun

And thanks for following me!  I’m always at the Starbuckle’s Coffee Restaurant.  Definitely say hello if you see me there.  I’ll be the guy who talks about how where I come from, the sizes are just “large” and “small.” None of this grande stuff!  What are we in Mexico?

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