Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Courtesy!

Waitress:
Would you like a blueberry muffin with your coffee?
Tom Oatmeal:
No thanks.
Waitress:
Okay. Just let me know if you change your mind.
Tom Oatmeal:
I will.
(Hours later. 3 o'clock in the morning - The phone rings)
Waitress:
(waking up) Hello?
Tom Oatmeal:
One blueberry muffin please!
Waitress:
Who is this?
(Click)
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