Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Friendly Socializing!

Old Woman:
It was hot out today.
Old Man:
It sure was. Too hot to go outside, that's for sure!
Tom Oatmeal:
Almost. But not quite. Well, not for YOU anyways was it?
(Without taking his eyes off the Old Man, Tom hands a polaroid picture to the old woman. She realizes that its a picture of the old man standing outside in the heat.)
Tom Oatmeal:
You're done old man. The game is up.
Old Woman:
How long have you been standing behind that plant?
Tom Oatmeal:
About four days.
Old Man:
And we're the first ones that you were able to...
Tom Oatmeal:
Yes.
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