Anonymous asked:
What are your views on religion?
Jesus was super hilarious because he just showed up in a vagina one day and the girl hadn’t even had sex yet. This made it crazy because when her husband found out he was like, “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?” and then he heard Jesus snickering and he realized that he just had a trick played on him and so he was all, “Very funny! Now get out of there! Joke’s over buddy.” And so Jesus was like, “Fine.” And that’s how he was born.
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