PARTY REPORT
It was a fun party. People danced to music boxes. Other people were Robert-ing for apples. I was there, too. It was fun even though I didn’t end up making any friends.
At one point, I changed into the extra clothes I’d brought in a duffel bag I’d chained to a basketball hoop outside. It was a way of reinventing myself.
“Let’s see if Hat & Other Shirt Guy does any better,” I said. “Let’s see if he can use First Outfit Guy’s social failures to his advantage.”
He didn’t.
It has been said that Thomas Edison failed 1,000 times before he invented the light bulb. I will bring more clothes next time.
THE END.
