Anonymous asked:
Hey Tom,
My friends wanna go to the park and play some football. You know any good plays you could tell me so I can look all cool on the field and get some primo park ladies?
My friends wanna go to the park and play some football. You know any good plays you could tell me so I can look all cool on the field and get some primo park ladies?
The best fleetbulb play ever is to make the ball go under your shirt so the enemy thinks you are pregnant. Then they wheel you across the goal line in a wheelchair, but you pop out of the chair and explain that you just made a touchdown.
BONUS: Have teammates use coat hangers to retrieve the ball from under your shirt to mimic a tasteless, back alley abortion. Awwwww! Tim Tebow would NEVER do that! Well, you didn’t draft Tim Tebow, did you! I’m the quarters-back of this squad and I intend to keep it that way by being violent.
