Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Dressing Up!

What is it about putting on a nice suit that makes you want to walk up to some underdog looking guy and say (with a southern accent), “Soooooo…you really think a room-fulla’ jurors uh gonna believe you?  Dressed like that!?  Ha!  Want my advice?” 

Then you lean in and slowly whisper, “Take the settlement.”

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