Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“Did you just piss in the stew?” “What!?  No way!” “Why were you making that face then? “I was thinking about my wife.” “You don’t have a wife.” “I was thinking about your wife.” The cannibal swung his staff at me, but I dodged it by sinking under the water, which sucked because I knew I was getting piss water all over my face.

“Did you just piss in the stew?”

“What!?  No way!”

“Why were you making that face then?

“I was thinking about my wife.”

“You don’t have a wife.”

“I was thinking about your wife.”

The cannibal swung his staff at me, but I dodged it by sinking under the water, which sucked because I knew I was getting piss water all over my face.

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