LIMITLESS TOILET JINGLE!
(A HAND FLIES ALONG A PIANO!)
Limitless Toilet! Limitless Toilet!
It’s the toilet that works wherever it goes!
No special piping is necessary!
Don’t have to be an engineer or scientist or a doctor!
To be completely honest, can’t think of the name of the professional I’d like to mention! Plumber maybe? Or do they just fix them?
(GUITAR SQUEAL!)
Limitless Toilet! Limitless Toilet!
Each one is lined with a special portal
‘cause it’s the future and we’ve mastered portals!
Take this toilet wherever you go!
It’s still porcelain just like a real toilet!
Don’t worry about where the waste goes!
You’ll make yourself crazy if you demand an answer for every mystery!
LIMITLESS TOILET…YEAH!
(Song ends at the point in the conversation when the Home Depot guy says, “That’s true, but you’re not buying anything. So get out of here.”)
THE END.
