Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“Did you get a look at the suspect?” asked the bible detective guy.
The woman was still visibly rattled, but anxious to help out.
“Yes, I got a good look at him,” she said.  “He had long, brown hair and a beard and also a mustache.”
The woman shut her eyes tightly, willing more information to come.  “Yes!  And he was wearing a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.  And sandals!”
The detective scribbled into his book what the woman assumed were notes about her description, but was in actuality, just the word “fuck” over and over and over again.

“Did you get a look at the suspect?” asked the bible detective guy.

The woman was still visibly rattled, but anxious to help out.

“Yes, I got a good look at him,” she said.  “He had long, brown hair and a beard and also a mustache.”

The woman shut her eyes tightly, willing more information to come.  “Yes!  And he was wearing a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.  And sandals!”

The detective scribbled into his book what the woman assumed were notes about her description, but was in actuality, just the word “fuck” over and over and over again.

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