JOKE ALERT!
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This guy was driving around with a mattress on the top of his car and then this other guy noticed it because he was driving next to the guy. The second guy was really funny so he decided to jump out of his window, but discreetly so he could get on top of the mattress. He also had bedding with him that he put on the mattress without the one guy knowing. Then, when the guy with the mattresses got home, he went to get them off of his car and he was like, “What the hell?!” because the second guy was acting like he was sleeping. Oh and when the first guy yelled, the guy sleeping pressed the other guy’s head like it was an alarm clock! Also, I have no idea what happened to the second guy’s car when he abandoned it in the middle of driving, but let’s not focus on that for now.
