
Assistant: Sorry to interrupt. Eddie Vedder is in the lobby and I think he needs something.
Boss: What did he say?
Assistant: Umm…I think he said something like, “aaaaaahaaaaa isaroo-fabothufus! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!”
Boss: (rubbing his temples) Well god damn. That could be anything…I guess bring out a bunch of soft drinks and water. Maybe he’s thirsty.