Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Assistant: Sorry to interrupt. Eddie Vedder is in the lobby and I think he needs something.
Boss: What did he say?
Assistant: Umm…I think he said something like, “aaaaaahaaaaa isaroo-fabothufus! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!”
Boss: (rubbing his temples) Well god damn. That could be anything…I guess bring out a bunch of soft drinks and water. Maybe he’s thirsty.

Assistant: Sorry to interrupt. Eddie Vedder is in the lobby and I think he needs something.

Boss: What did he say?

Assistant: Umm…I think he said something like, “aaaaaahaaaaa isaroo-fabothufus! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!”

Boss: (rubbing his temples) Well god damn. That could be anything…I guess bring out a bunch of soft drinks and water. Maybe he’s thirsty.

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    love me some Eddie, but this is pretty damn funny.
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