Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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WHAT A WEEKEND!

I was drinking out of this glass earlier and I guess I misplaced it because when I got thirsty again, the glass was nowhere to be found.  As I was reaching for a new glass, my friend Ricky was like, “Isn’t that your glass over there?”  I looked over and sure enough, there was my original glass sitting next to the toaster!  I wish every weekend could be this exciting, but then again, I have my health to think about.

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    had to intervene. Someone had poisoned the contents...back turned, slicing into the cheese...
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