Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“I think I might know a way we can crash this little fiesta,” I said to the other detectives.  “Quick.  Someone sew me into this gigantic piñata.” About a day later, my friends were told that the Mexican gang members had all agreed that my corpse was one of the scariest, most battered looking ones they had ever seen.  

“I think I might know a way we can crash this little fiesta,” I said to the other detectives.  “Quick.  Someone sew me into this gigantic piñata.”

About a day later, my friends were told that the Mexican gang members had all agreed that my corpse was one of the scariest, most battered looking ones they had ever seen.  

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