Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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stayinbedgrowyourhair:

this makes me nervous

Nothing to be worried about.  Just a regular guy!  A regular guuuuuuy!  An average Joe who watches the local sports teams!  Cheering when they make the points!  Telling jokes and having some beeeeeers!  Eating those jalapeno snacks!  Playing touch football - a regular guuuuy!  Who cares if it rains?  Just a man’s man!  A regular cool dude!  A local cool and a reliable dude!  Known around the neighborhood for being relaxed!  Watching music on the MTV!

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

this makes me nervous

Nothing to be worried about.  Just a regular guy!  A regular guuuuuuy!  An average Joe who watches the local sports teams!  Cheering when they make the points!  Telling jokes and having some beeeeeers!  Eating those jalapeno snacks!  Playing touch football - a regular guuuuy!  Who cares if it rains?  Just a man’s man!  A regular cool dude!  A local cool and a reliable dude!  Known around the neighborhood for being relaxed!  Watching music on the MTV!

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