Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Young Boy: I can’t wait to tell my friends that I got to ride the zamboni!  That’s so cool that you get to do this all the time!

Zamboni Operator: My skin is basically decaying.  Has been for a couple weeks now.

(They sit in silence as the zamboni rumbles along, slowly doing its job)

Young Boy: I can’t wait to tell my friends that I got to ride the zamboni!  That’s so cool that you get to do this all the time!

Zamboni Operator: My skin is basically decaying.  Has been for a couple weeks now.

(They sit in silence as the zamboni rumbles along, slowly doing its job)

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