Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“I LOVE your new long brown hair with a beard look,” the attractive woman said to Paul.
“Really?  Thanks!  I just sort of thought it would look cool you know?” said Paul.
“Actually, I thought of it first,” Simon Peter interjected.  “It was kind of my idea.”
“No it wasn’t!” Paul said.
“Yes it was!”
Suddenly, Jesus walked over.  “Hey shut up!  Both of you,” he scolded.  Jesus then turned to the attractive woman to apologize.  “You’ll have to excuse my friends,” he said.  “I was actually the first one to have long brown hair and a beard.  They sort of copied me.”
“This is such bullshit,” said Paul.  He turned to walk away, but Jesus zapped him dead with this lightning Jesus fingers.
“So you like guys with long brown hair and a beard?” Jesus asked the now horrified woman.  “That’s pretty cool I guess.”
(From the Book of Style:  Chapter 7, verse 16)

“I LOVE your new long brown hair with a beard look,” the attractive woman said to Paul.

“Really?  Thanks!  I just sort of thought it would look cool you know?” said Paul.

“Actually, I thought of it first,” Simon Peter interjected.  “It was kind of my idea.”

“No it wasn’t!” Paul said.

“Yes it was!”

Suddenly, Jesus walked over.  “Hey shut up!  Both of you,” he scolded.  Jesus then turned to the attractive woman to apologize.  “You’ll have to excuse my friends,” he said.  “I was actually the first one to have long brown hair and a beard.  They sort of copied me.”

“This is such bullshit,” said Paul.  He turned to walk away, but Jesus zapped him dead with this lightning Jesus fingers.

“So you like guys with long brown hair and a beard?” Jesus asked the now horrified woman.  “That’s pretty cool I guess.”

(From the Book of Style:  Chapter 7, verse 16)

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