Tom Oatmeal

“If the temperature of my face is too cold to punch repeatedly due to the large number of banana daiquiris I’ve consumed, try hitting me with a pool cue. If I manage to grab the cue with a blind swipe, use another pool cue to crack me in the hands so I scream and let go. Pummel me with both pool cues until I vomit. The most important thing is to have fun!”

-An excerpt from the book, “Awwwwwww…Did I Insult You?  I’m soooooooooooo Sorry!”