If the David Coppertone musician is doing a magic show to benefit special needs children, he might as well do a trick that includes them somehow. I don’t know. He could shoot one of them out of a cannon.
Instead of hitting the soft mat, the kid could fly over the wall and out of sight. The musician will be like “oh no!” like it went wrong, but really, the kid is safe and sound in a coffin buried about a mile or so under the mat. They dig for five days and when they finally get him out, it is really adorable because the special needs kid is super freaked out.
Also, it gives the audience a chance to see that there really are people out there who, if buried in a coffin for five days, will panic. They do exist, folks. Open your eyes. This isn’t some MTV fairy tale show.
