Aspecially for Tom
Thanks! This was a pretty fun afternoon. The scientists were being racist against ET and when we called them out on it, one of the scientists was like, “Yeah, but if it were a bunch of ET’s trying to study a scientist, they’d probably justify it in some dumb way on CNN. The whole story will be told tomorrow on a controversial, no-nonsense morning show. In fact, I’ll get the controversy started right now with a controversial statement! Here goes: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, just say it anyway and let us decide if it’s not nice and then we’ll say, ‘Yeah, you probably shouldn’t have said that.” or we’ll say that it was fine to say it. I don’t know. Honestly, I’d have to hear it first so let me know if you’re not too busy. Thanks a bundle! Oh, and do you have anything to drink, like water?”
