
“What are you wearing to the barbeque?” asked Jesus. “I think I’m going to wear sandals and a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.”
“Oh shit,” said Paul. “I was also going to wear sandals and a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.”
Suddenly, Simon Peter walked up. “Hey guys! Look who just got a new pair of sandals and a cloth robe thing with a rope belt!”
“I hate these idiots,” thought Jesus.