Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“What are you wearing to the barbeque?” asked Jesus.  “I think I’m going to wear sandals and a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.”
“Oh shit,” said Paul.  “I was also going to wear sandals and a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.”
Suddenly, Simon Peter walked up.  “Hey guys!  Look who just got a new pair of sandals and a cloth robe thing with a rope belt!”
“I hate these idiots,” thought Jesus.

“What are you wearing to the barbeque?” asked Jesus.  “I think I’m going to wear sandals and a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.”

“Oh shit,” said Paul.  “I was also going to wear sandals and a kind of cloth robe thing with a rope belt.”

Suddenly, Simon Peter walked up.  “Hey guys!  Look who just got a new pair of sandals and a cloth robe thing with a rope belt!”

“I hate these idiots,” thought Jesus.

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