Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

37 notes

From page 32,122 of my Latest Novel
“Her hands were like the hands of a doll, but larger - person-sized, I suppose now that I’m picturing them.  It was difficult to describe, but her caress was different from most women.  Instead of touching my face with a soft, open palm she preferred to ball her fingers up, like fists. Her method was more aggressive than I was used to and at times it was almost painful. Later, at the hospital, I found out from some of the doctors that she had been punching me.”

From page 32,122 of my Latest Novel

“Her hands were like the hands of a doll, but larger - person-sized, I suppose now that I’m picturing them.  It was difficult to describe, but her caress was different from most women.  Instead of touching my face with a soft, open palm she preferred to ball her fingers up, like fists. Her method was more aggressive than I was used to and at times it was almost painful. Later, at the hospital, I found out from some of the doctors that she had been punching me.”

  1. ktrnuhh reblogged this from tomoatmeal
  2. myowninfiniteabyss reblogged this from tomoatmeal
  3. theredpanda reblogged this from tomoatmeal and added:
    A common mistake.
  4. misskris reblogged this from tomoatmeal
  5. tinyunicorn reblogged this from tomoatmeal
  6. tomoatmeal posted this