I just got the Kindles Electronic Book Reading Device from the Amazonian.com website! Oh dear! Our goofy old substitute teacher has a firm grasp on what’s hip and new! What’s that? You’re having trouble even looking at me thanks to our run-in in the restroom where I left the stall door unlocked? Well accidents happen I suppose. Front row, what? The way I had my feet elevated seems like I wanted someone to accidentally walk in on me? Well, that’s just absurd, I…what’s that? Who takes a crap completely naked? Oh come on! Lots of people do. In fact I…hold on. You? My clothes weren’t even in there with me, which suggests that I traveled a pretty significant distance totally nude, an idea that both scares you and makes you wonder just how far over the line I’m willing to go to satisfy my sick desires? Well, let’s just draw on the chalkboard or something then. How’s that?
