Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Missed Connections

I posted some missed connections on Slacktory so it looks like I won’t be single for very long.  According to the Christian Singles commercial, what happens is that people are waiting for God to make the next move when he’s really saying, “Get out there and meet someone special.”  Well that’s what I intend to do - even if it ends with a fistfight on someone’s lawn, followed by gunshots.

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    You: The gorgeous receptionist at...sperm bank Me: The guy who was arrested
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