Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Bicycle Cop: We can do this here or I can drag your ass down to the station! Suspect:  Umm…okay.  Let’s do this at the station. Bicycle Cop:  Fuck.  Can I ride with you and leave my bike here? Suspect:  Nope.

Bicycle Cop: We can do this here or I can drag your ass down to the station!

Suspect:  Umm…okay.  Let’s do this at the station.

Bicycle Cop:  Fuck.  Can I ride with you and leave my bike here?

Suspect:  Nope.

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    FOR MY FRIEND LARRY (HUEY LEWIS) AT WORK
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