
GPOYW: ERIC IS GOING TO THE VET EDITION
My grandma’s boyfriend is taking Eric to the vet today because my grandma is afraid that Eric’s face is getting flatter and might be concave soon if he doesn’t get some medication. If that happens, Eric won’t be allowed out in the rain because if he falls asleep on his back, the rain might collect on his face, rendering it a miniature pond.
I think we’re leaving soon. My grandma’s boyfriend said he’ll take me to Arby’s if I agree to ride in the trunk both ways. I just can’t tell my grandma though because she really fought for me to go on this trip.