Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“See?  It’s fun to try new things, isn’t it?” asked Sam-I-Am. “Yeah, I guess it is,” I replied, finishing up the plate of green eggs and ham. “Hey, I have something else you should try.”  When I looked up, I noticed that Sam-I-Am was now holding a burned-out lightbulb.  “It’s called crack,” he said.

“See?  It’s fun to try new things, isn’t it?” asked Sam-I-Am.

“Yeah, I guess it is,” I replied, finishing up the plate of green eggs and ham.

“Hey, I have something else you should try.”  When I looked up, I noticed that Sam-I-Am was now holding a burned-out lightbulb.  “It’s called crack,” he said.

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