Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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If you have a better idea than placing a sleeping baby on the opposite side of the room and then lightly throwing a plastic ball at the baby’s face so it wakes up and starts crying, distracting the guards, then I’d looooove to hear it!

If you have a better idea than placing a sleeping baby on the opposite side of the room and then lightly throwing a plastic ball at the baby’s face so it wakes up and starts crying, distracting the guards, then I’d looooove to hear it!

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