Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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A Scene from my New Show, “To Catch the Guy Who is Catching a Predator”
Tom Oatmeal: I caught you.  The game is up.
Chris Hansen: What is this?  (Looks at Producer) Who is this asshole?
Producer: Shit!  Our guy bolted.  I think he saw this idiot [Tom Oatmeal] and ran off.  Okay, stay put everyone.  Dammit!
(Tom sits down and starts drinking the pitcher of lemonade they usually have sitting out)
Chris Hansen: Don’t drink that.

A Scene from my New Show, “To Catch the Guy Who is Catching a Predator”

Tom Oatmeal: I caught you.  The game is up.

Chris Hansen: What is this?  (Looks at Producer) Who is this asshole?

Producer: Shit!  Our guy bolted.  I think he saw this idiot [Tom Oatmeal] and ran off.  Okay, stay put everyone.  Dammit!

(Tom sits down and starts drinking the pitcher of lemonade they usually have sitting out)

Chris Hansen: Don’t drink that.

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