April 2011
30 posts
Anonymous asked: You haven't spoken of your wife, Diane, in a while, but have talked about your online dating escapades. Context clues tell me that you two are over. Can I have a go at you?
“It’s Jaws, but with a horse!”
– Me, through the window of a police car to Steven Spielberg.
almostfameless asked: Tom, you talk a lot about magic, so correct me if I'm wrong but you must be a magician. Am I right? When I was growing up I used to get those big magic kits all the time. Loved them. What's your favorite magic trick?
stickyisaslut asked: So glad to see more from you!
Britney Spears just debuted on tumblr with the... →
coketalk:
I don’t quite know how to feel about that.
“Let’s see…Spread. The. Word. Bitches,” said the man in the suit. He spoke aloud as he typed while two other men in suits stood behind him, watching over his shoulder. In the moments after the post went live, the men sat there for a second in silence. Finally, the main guy stopped chewing his fingernails, lowered...
pufflepie asked: Oh God I cringe with the awkwardness that is Tom. Just now I found myself shrinking and willing my hands to look like branches just like a mother makes eating faces when she feeds her baby. I really wanted, no NEEDED you to be believable as a tree.
theneilshow-deactivated20110607 asked: Excellent screenplay. Similar to 'The Gingerdead Man' starring Gary Busey.
