April 2011
30 posts
1 tag
Are you still working on that book, Tom? Any news...
I am indeed! Hopefully, I can finish it in the next few months. It’s about bloodthirsty dinosaurs. All of the dinosaurs are crazy and even the herbivores don’t give a fuck. It’s going to be chock full of guns, whips, dinosaur costumes, urinals with feces in them, pretzels, dynamite, and free shoes. Also, the last page of the book is a mirror so you can see how you look.
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March 2011
18 posts
themetropo asked: Whats your most favorite book to read? And awesome blog :)
Anonymous asked: You space twice after each punctuation mark. What are you, 80?
Anonymous asked: you should make a video
Sir, This Is The Scariest Moment Of My Life!:... →
ticklemedoefacex3:
hey everyone, my friend, Miriam Alqaisi, has been missing since Tuesday. She left Bakersfield, CA at 1pm to go to Los Angeles, CA for school business, and she was supposed to come home Tuesday night, but never did. If any of you have any information or have heard from…
Anonymous asked: A good business idea to talk about: you should compile and publish your singularly awesome work so that it's book-shaped. Hurry up so's I can buy a copy! Maybe you could get your grandma's boyfriend to help?
santoslittlehelper asked: How's Eric? Did you finally sell him to a blind person who can't see how ugly he is?